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Wow! Our life seems like it's really coming together. Who would have thought how far we've come in the two years and to think of where we were? It's just amazing. I didn't even know about our two daughters so that's a surprise. So substack eh? Didn't hear about it till today. I'm so glad that I found me. You have no idea how long I've been searching for me and I have some important things to tell you about the future. Well you know because you're in the future and I'm in the past but we need to talk soon. The fate of our worlds rely on it. First and foremost, go get some dye and get our hair back to the way it was. I don't understand how to let someone die. It fiery red but we were born with strawberry blonde hair that is now a dark brown thinning but dark brown. I will let this one slide as I know it's probably pretty stressful there in the future. So I understand after all we are in this together. Dude we have four other kids. They're older than are two daughters right now, but whatever happened to them you don't mention them at all. They weren't bad kids. I mean I probably wouldn't take them in public too much. And and yeah I did sit around and put them in cages and watch them beat the shit out of each other once in a while That doesn't make us a bad dad does it? I'm sick of conforming to society's norm and what they think is acceptable for sleeping arrangements for children and the cages which they fought in was much larger than the ones they slept in. Anyways my question was did they finally take them away? If so I'm real. Sorry bro real sorry. Are we still with Mackenzie or did you find someone else? Cuz remember she told us she would cut our balls off if we ever went with somebody else so I can't see how you'd be with anyone else. But if you are then that means we have no balls. Did you finally quit playing rocket League? Well that's sad. I mean not sad. Sad because well we were pathetic as shit. But yeah that's all I really have to say about that. Just a sad point in our lives are existence, more like a 5-year 5-year blip will call it. Did that more on our left testicle ever go away or did it get bigger? I made a doctor's appointment for you but it's not for another 4 months. So yeah give me a heads up eh. Anyways, I don't want to make this into a novel or anything, but please get in touch with me. The fate of our worlds relies on it. And I need to know who wins the next super bowl all right. Throw a couple bucks on whoever's. Going to take it down and then you know you have a couple bucks in your pocket there in the in the future. You're welcome!. Real happy that I found you and can't wait to catch up and touch base and remember hair dye and that's about it. Remember Ginger's don't have souls bud.

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